Cuddle Fiction

The Ecology of the Cuddler From the notebooks of Professor E. J. Farnsworth, noted Cuddler watcher. The Common Cuddler The cuddlus snugglypi, or Common Cuddler, is a species closely related to homo sapiens. The two are similar in appearance, but Cuddlers may be identified by their well developed arms, their affectionate nature and generally cuddly appearance. Cuddlers are a gregarious species; the largest known colony contains over a hundred thousand members. A Cuddler who becomes separated from the group appears lost and confused, and may wander aimlessly with the forlorn cry, “ahneedacuddlbuddi”. As the cry implies, the quest of most Cuddlers is to find one or more “cuddle buddies.”Read More →